INTERESTING & FUNNY DEFINITIONS

Posted by Unknown On Thursday, September 10, 2009 0 comments
1. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

2. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

3. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

4. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

5. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

6. Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

7. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

8. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

9. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

10.Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

11. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

12. Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

13. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

14. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

15. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

16. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

17. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

18. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

19. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

20. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

*Thanks to Moses who sent this to me via email.


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