*This was posted in good fun to bring a smile to your face and not to insult any senior. Please accept my deepest apologies if anyone finds this post offensive. HAVE A NICE DAY AND SMILE A LOT!!!
1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want... the neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
2 comments to LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS - humor
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Unknown Dear Uncle John
ROFL!!!
Sorry to sound so wicked but you took the words right out of my mouth!!! hahahahaa...
Hugs
Paula
jonno1951 Paula
I must save this for my old age unless you think I am there already and this was a gentle reminder for me exclusively. HAHAHAHAHA
Hugs
John