Friday Evening Christmas Humor

Posted by M ws On Friday, December 16, 2011 2 comments
I thought I'd share some Christmas jokes for a change to add some Christmas cheer to the blog. Take care. Laugh a lot and enjoy these jokes!




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Reindeer Jokes

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!

How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a re-tail shop for a new one!

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a rain-deer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can?t hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer!

How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the deer-bell!

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was elf-taught!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!

2 comments to Friday Evening Christmas Humor

  1. says:

    Hafiz b Shukor Nothing is brighter than the sun, which dispels darkness.
    Nothing is funnier than your jokes, which dispel gloominess.

    Let's cheerfully bring our life to shine in our own unique way, brimming with courage, pride and self-confidence.

    Have a nice holiday!

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Saudara Hafiz,

    Thank you so much for your pantun. I really appreciate your kind gesture.

    Indeed, we must let our light shine as we fill hearts with cheer, courage, confidence and pride..

    May you and yours have a lovely time during this festive season.

    Take care and do keep in touch.

    Salam

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