Christmas is just four days away. I am sure many of you were busy over the weekend doing Christmas shopping for your family and friends. For today, I hope this selection of Christmas jokes can put you in a jovial mood to jumpstart this week. Laugh a lot, smile even more and stay happy always. Have a nice day!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
What did one Angel say to the other ?
Halo there !
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner.
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat
the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow !
What party game did Jekyll like best ?
Hyde and Seek !
Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone ?
A dog ate him in the hall !
What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing ?
Hope they were going as a fancy dress party !
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick !
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?
It was a scream !
Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers ?
It went with a bang !
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?
Fancy a bite ?
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !
2 comments to DELIGHTFUL YULETIDE HUMOR FOR MONDAY
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Unknown Dear Gemini
I am glad the humor of these jokes have rejuvenated and uplifted you.
Thanks for stopping by.
Have a nice day. Merry Christmas!
Cheers
Gemini Your jokes have truly put us in a jovial mood. In fact, we feel uplifted and rejuvenated!