The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing! You must be a lucky frog."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and boom! Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
"OK, where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says,"OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous girl.
"And that is how the girl ended up in my room, Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods.”
44 comments to THE FROG AND THE GOLFER
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Anonymous Aha... friend, I am going to play golf this afternoon, hopefully I will see a frog near the green....
hahahaha... but please don't turn to be like that ehmmmmm ...you know who aha.....who said don't make my husband angry one..... oh...no please!!!!!
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Boleh Man Looks like frogs are now world's most important yet endangered species!
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Anonymous A sense of justice is inseparable from a developed intellect. Or, to put it another way, people of genuine intellect have a strong sense of justice!
Let's fearlessly speak out for the truth!
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Anonymous There are 3 toads in perak & i dun NO which to bring along !?
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Ting The word “moral” does not appear in BN's dictionary, including the 3 frogs' !
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Ckw 3 newly-discovered frog species in Perak :
a) Immoral, scandalous frog
b) Corrupted, shameful frog
c) Despicable, filthy frog
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ahoo Two frogs in Perak after having their " tim sum " in Hotel with MIC (made in China) later claimed that since it was a gift, surely we must accept it.
One, Hee hee hee frog was said to be jumping camp so that she can served her voters better. Well, obviously she had served herself so well that she dare not step foot into the area openly now.
Then we have the "Pele wannabe" of Perak claiming to be also a Tiger and with another Tigress (Dato Michele Yeoh). She was there in the recent open house in Ipoh hosted by Pele.
Wow, Tigers seem to be coming out of their enclave and roaring about. So we all must take care. Don't blame the devil when we are lure into their dens and are made easy meats.
A wise man will hear and increase learning and a man of understanding will attain wise counsel. Have a blessed day!
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Tiger Hi MWS!
Happy CNY!
It's been a long time since I was online. And missed your good posts too!
Thanks for the piece of humor, whilst I'm still in "temporary retirement" from golf like my namesake.
Best wishes to you and family!
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Jelapang Voter Ahoo said : One, Hee hee hee frog was said to be jumping camp so that she can served her voters better.
I beg to differ!
This hopping frog has been playing 'hide-and-seek'! So, what service can the voters expect from her??
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Selvi Frog legs are a delicacy in certain parts of India!
In Malaysia, I don't know!
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Anonymous The saddest thing is that those Perak frogs have hopped to become ugly, dirty, smelly toads!
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Lao Beh I can't believe BN leaders hugging these frogs for poltical power.
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Unknown Dear Cat-inSydney
Tiger????Which entry in Nov 09, sweetie? So sorry about this late response. Bogged down with loads of housework.
What about Brad???Is he history???Noooo!!! He is such a regal looking darling with the loveliest feline fur and the eyes that would make any tabby melt before him....The puuurrrrfect one for you, no? Nick asked if he could have both of you!
Your mama will kill me!!
Take care and have a great day!
Salam
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 8.45a.m.
I salute you!! Your comment came in so early this morning and you are in your element!! Nice comment there haha...most witty indeed!
Have a great golfing day!
Stay in touch ok? Hope to hear more witty remarks from you. :-)
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.36 am
Standing tall! Aren't we in the same army? Pray tell your good name, dear sir/lady?
Thanks! Have a great day!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Boleh Man
:-) At the rate people are shooting frogs here, I am sure they will be the fastest dying species in this part of the world....:-).
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 10.38 p.m.
Thank you for responding to my post this way. I appreciate your call to courage and solidarity.
Definitely I have the same stand!
Great to know we are walking tall together here.
Cheers and God bless you!
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 11.05 am
Haha!!! You have a great sense of humor and wit!
In fact, all the comments are fantastic and I am just so happy to be blessed with readers such as all of you!!
My deepest appreciation to you and the others. Take care and have a great day!
Cheers
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Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
The Big Cat Has Landed - Nov 09. hehehe...it was soon after that the "rumours/stories/scandals" unfolded. Never underestimate the wrath of a cat scorned...purrr...meow!
Yes, Nick, we love you too. mmmwwwwaaahhhh....
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Unknown Dear Ting
Excellent comment! Sharp, short and scintillating!
Thanks and have a great day!
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear CKW
WOW! Absolutely amazing! I am so floored by readers' imaginative responses!!
Thanks a bunch for your concise take!
Cheers
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Anonymous among the 3 ugly toads , yang...yang mana aku should cium ? eeeee...yaak !
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Unknown Dear ahoo
My deepest appreciation to you for your very metaphorically written comment.
Thanks also for the advice. We must always look out for precious lessons that come with the hard knocks of life.
Take care and thanks for blessing us with your comment.
Shalom
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Unknown Hi Tiger
It has been a long long time!!! How are you? Lovely to hear from you. Gong Xi Fa Cai indeed!
You are welcome re the humor. These days, with all the madness raging around, I keep sne with jokes, satire and witty one-liners etc...
My way to de-stress hehe...
Take care! Hope junior is growing into a lovely lass!
God bless you and your lovely family!
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear Jelapang Voter
Of course heehaw can say whatever she wants but the results and outcome prove otherwise and you and other Jelapang voters are the best witnesses...a sad but hard truth.
Sighs.
Take care and may you and yours have a blessed day today and everyday.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Selvi
I think in Malaysia, they are specimens which can raise blood pressure!!!
Thanks for visiting - I have not forgotten the racial slur thing...have read up on it already and will be writing about it soon!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 12.54 p.m.
Excellent comment! When they could have been basking in lovely clean ponds, now they are rolling in the mud!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Lao Beh
Desperate dying specimens cling to frogs for survival in a toxic pond of pollutants.
What a tragic scene!
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Unknown Dear Cat-in-Sydney
Oooooooooooh I get it....My narrow-minded perspective thought that you were referring to a prospective suitor named Tiger. Naturally, I jumped to Brad's defence cos his handsome looks captured my heart and loyalty!!!
Will tell Nick when he gets back from school. He lovesssssssss Brad's pic!
Take care sweetie!
Salam
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 1.32 p.m.
Aiyo - you are such a riot!!! LOL!! Thanks for the laughs.
Have a great day!
Cheers
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Catherine It's indeed a gloomy day in Malaysian politics due to the manifestation of frogs.
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Perakian Shame to all frog leapers! It just shows how filthy and dirty politics is, especially in Perak. Please be reminded that the rakyat are watching, and we are not impressed with what is going on. You may have won the battle, but you have definitely lost the war.
Watch out, frogs! The 13th GE is waiting for you!
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Unknown Dear Catherine
It is not just a gloomy day but also a gloomy forecast in a gloomy climate...*sniffs*...
Take care and God bless you.
Have a lovely evening.
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear Perakian
Indeed! They had better watch out, they'd better not cry...they'd better not pout, cos you have told them why...
Perakians have grown....wiser and smarter.
Onward march to GE13.
Cheers
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Anonymous Frog-porridge is NO more my favorite
when i think of the 3 toads.
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Ummie Hermit-de-Frog is no more living in Sesame Street - It's now a celebrity since being kissed by Tiger-de-Woods.
Let it be known Tiger is now here, there and everywhere till the next CNY.
Everybody, let's befriend Tiger...
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ahoo Dear Jelapang voter,
Please read the comment in totality and not just the two sentences. I fact I abhor such a culture in politic and for betraying the people of Jelapang, she will certainly face the music when the right time comes. Have a pleasant day!
" One, Hee hee hee frog was said to be jumping camp so that she can served her voters better. Well, obviously she had served herself so well that she dare not step foot into the area openly now."
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 4.20pm
LOL!!! I think the frog industry must have suffered...and many do not order this dish in restaurants ....
*winks*
Take care and have a good day!
Cheers
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Anonymous Uou said : ...the frog industry must have suffered...
I say man, why must the innocent frogs suffer at no fault of their own?
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Unknown Dear Ummie
Love your wit and humor! :-) Thanks for the smiles. Lovely to hear from you again.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Ahoo
Thanks for taking the trouble to explain to Jelapang Voter.
Take care and do swing by again.
Have a lovely evening.
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 5.19pm
I say ...:-) Love your comment cos it reminds us that many innocent people suffered also through no fault of their own...
Take care and thanks for dropping by. Do keep in touch.
Cheers
Cat-from-Sydney Hey...! Be kind to my Tiger. He's apologised, OK? It was actually a cat, not a frog, and the location was Melbourne, Nov 2009. (check out my entry on that) purrr....meow!