Men and women are really different in far too many ways to be listed here. For a change, I thought I'd post two different courses - one for men and another for women just for laughs. Do leave a comment if you wish to share your responses. Thanks! Enjoy today and everyday of your life!
Training Courses Now Available for Men
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: Let's Wash Those Towels!
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
13. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill
14. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
15. Strange But True: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
16. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
17. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
Educational courses for women now being offered by Men
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Combating Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Every Day
4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
5. Man Management: Discover How Chores Can Wait Until After the Game
6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His
8. Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You . . .
9. Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First
10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
12. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
13. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
14. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
15. Introduction to Parking
16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space
17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behaviour: Leaving Towels on the Floor
18. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
19. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
20. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption
21. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
22. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
23. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
24. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
25. Sex - It's For Married Couples Too
26. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
27. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
29. Ballet and Ice Skating: For Women Only
30. Oil and Gasoline: Your Car Needs BOTH
31. Learning to Use Public Toilets
32. Learning to Use the Toilet in Bars Without your Friends
33. Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big? - Why Men Lie
34. TV Remotes: For Men Only
35. Sexy Lingerie: It's Not Just For Special Occasions
Have a great day!!!
17 comments to THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
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Anonymous "The more women speak out, the more they can improve society. The more women talk with others around them, the more they can promote truth and justice. The courage of women has the power to influence and shape society and change the course of history."
~~ Daisaku Ikeda
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Anonymous Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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JournoDownUnder 7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back - that statement is soooooo true.
Hiya MWS! I'm back! Been on some quiet "me" time. hahaha...
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Unknown Dear ahoo
What an eloquent discourse of creation you have shared here with a tinge of tongue-in-cheek humor. Such a refreshing read indeed. Thanks so much for adding value to my post.
May all the fathers and men be blessed too!!
Have a lovely day and God bless you and yours always.
Shalom
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 11.52pm
:-) I am sure that was ordained from the beginning to give men the macho look.
Take care and God bless.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 12.31 pm
:-) That is funny hehe...and painfully true too haha!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 1.19pm
Once again, you amaze me with your inexhaustible collection of Daisaku Ikeda's quotations that tie in nicely with the post.
Thanks for sharing the wisdom and inspiration. Take care and have a lovely day!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Apa Nama
That is a lovely mathematical and aesthetically pleasing definition!
Thanks for sharing. Enjoy the rest of the day!
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 1.37pm
How true! Thanks for that reminder!
Have a blessed evening!
Cheers
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Unknown Hi dear JournoDownUnder
How I've missed you!!! I thought I'd lost you to the sports world forever. Welcome back and lovely to hear from you again. Take care and please keep in touch!
Cheers
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Anonymous Without women there'll be no shopping malls, no cheap sales, no high teas, and no information of how your neighbors are keeping because there'll be no gossips and no one to feed man's ego which is usually bigger than an elephant.
And God forbid, there'll be no clean bedsheets!
Thank you God, I'm so grateful. :)
StraightTalking
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Unknown Dear StraightTalking
You have a great sense of humor and you know women so well haha!!!
Now you know why God created women hehe!!
Take care and God bless you and yours always.
Cheers
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Anonymous Enjoy a video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAGGTVft5Lk&feature=fvw
ahoo Men have too much of a "Mono" chromosone and thus was very sympathetic with them. After the creation proper, he realised that men were too single minded and on mono track that he created a WOW-Men to help out.
Without these WOW-Men, the world would be in almost total darkness as proscatination is another ballgame of many men. Thus, you have kitchen hinges almost collasping yet not repaired, some hall lights had gone sleeping but still needed time to attend to it. With over grown garden grass and yet the grass cutter was not called as he said that it is sucu a simple job, why waste money ???
Thank God for creating WOW-Men with so much patience, long suffering, meekness and almost like a machine when it comes to handling household chores. Without them this world would have lose it grandeur. May all mothers and WOW-Men be blessed with the everlasting love of God from now and forevermore.