TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A FROG
10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you'll turn into a prince.
9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.
8. You're above toads on the food chain.
7. Green goes with absolutely everything!
6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment.
5. Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section.
4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo.
3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.
2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
1. It sure beats being a newt.
# You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly
# French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you
# Bug lamps appear to you as a curse
# On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address
# Kermit is your idol
# You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit
# Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times
# You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium
# France is the evil empire to you
They eat watever bugs them!
What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Nothing!
What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.
How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's green and jumps?
A frog!! (groan!)
What's green and red?
A very mad frog.
What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?
A frog sandwich!
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
What is the first book a tadpole reads?
Metamorphosis by Kafka.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
What's green green green green green?
a frog rolling down a hill
What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Why did the frog cross the street?
because the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?
to see what the chicken was doing.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
To get hit by a steamroller
Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?
He ran after a fly and was hit by a car.
Why did the frog cross the road?
If a chicken can do it so could he!
How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.
How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
How do you apologize to a witch?
Ribbit!
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great?
Toadly awesome!
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
What do you call a frog with legs?
Dinner.
What did one frog say to another?
You're such a WART!
Why did the frog croak?
Because he ate a poisonous fly!
What is a frog's favorite game?
Croaket
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !
What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you get if you add milk?
Frog nog!
What happens if you drink frog nog?
You Croak!
What do ya call a frog's favorite soda?
Croaka-Cola!
Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
To pick the flies out from between his teeth!
"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
-"No!... I always walk this way!"
"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
-"Yes Sir!"
"Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!"
How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!
What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog that goes croak every night.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why are frogs such liars?
Because they are amFIBians.
How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?
They don't move when a car is coming toward them.
What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke?
It started to croak up!
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
:-) Have a great day!!! Do leave a comment if you wish to share your views or add to the list :-). I know there are many creative readers out there. Thanks! Enjoy today!
Anonymous What makes Malaysian Hopping Political Frogs soooooo happy?
Money, money, money!