Marriage is an exceptionally beautiful institution. Yet, one can face some trying moments that change our perspective for life ;-). here's a selection of what some have said about marriage. Enjoy reading and have a nice day!
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Classic Wedding Jokes from best man speeches
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
8. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
9. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
10. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
11. A woman has the last word in any argument.
12. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
13. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
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Wedding Toasts
If you are making a wedding toast, here are ideas to get your creative juices flowing. In fact, if you don't have to make a wedding toast then you can really let your imagination run wild.
* To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage - Lao Tzu
* Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
* Love is friendship set to music - Anonymous
* They do not love that do not show their love - William Shakespeare
* Love is life - Leo Tolstoy
* Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination - Voltaire
* May your love be like the misty rain, gentle coming in but flooding the river - Traditional African proverb
* Insomuch as love grows in you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul - St. Augustine
* Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity - Kahlil Gibran
* We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others - Walter Rauschenbusch
* Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same - Emily Bronte
* There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved - Georges Sand
* Without love, the world itself would not survive - Lope de Vega
* When love reigns, the impossible may be attained - Indian proverb
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FUNNY MARRIAGE ONE-LINERS
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. (Henny Youngman) [For those who do not know him, Henny (not Henry) Youngman was an American stand up comedian.]
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
Any husband who says. 'My wife and I are completely equal partners', is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. (Bill Cosby)
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner)
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake.' (Henny Youngman)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)
20 comments to UNFORGETTABLE MARITAL HUMOR
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Kampung Girl If you are going to fall in love, try to make your relationship one that generates great spiritual creativity, one that is mutually enriching.
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Ckw Is it true that a successful marriage is built on the premise that the man loves the woman more than the woman loves the man?
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Unknown Dear Selvi
I agree! When we really love someone, it should be unconditionally. Take care and may your life be filled with love always.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 11.19
:-) Is that why you are presumably happily married? :-) Just kidding...WIshing you a lifetime of love and happiness.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Kampung Girl
God bless you for your inspiring and wise comment.
Wishing you a lifetime filled with love and happiness.
Take care and God bless you!
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear CKW
I believe it should be the maxim that both love each other unconditionally and strive to be the best spouse instead of changing the other to fit his/her requirements.
Wishing you love, joy and happiness always.
Cheers
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Anonymous Real marriage is when you have been married for thirty years and feel an even deeper love than you did when you first met.
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QQ What's your comment on "an arranged marriage", "a forced marriage" or "a marriage of convenience"?
Have a nice day
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Cat-from-Sydney * Without love, the world itself would not survive - Lope de Vega
Aunty Paula,
That's why we love and you love us and we love you back and you love us back and we love you back more and you love us back more.....see...love made us ramble on and on and on and on....
Angelina & Brad
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Anonymous It is a marriage of convenience for DAP, PKR and PAS, isn't it?.
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Anonymous Going to a party with your wife is like going fishing with a game warden.
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 4.14pm
Wow!!! You are a blessed person!!! And a real romantic who found, sustained and deepened love. God bless you and your spouse.
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear QQ
Very pertinent questions indeed. I have met people who were married in the first and third situations and all are happy till today. I believe it depends on the individual and partner - and the extent of which they are willing to make it work even in the face of difficulties...pretty much like the PR coalition - the objective is for the rakyat..:-).
How about you? What are your views, dear QQ?
Take care and thanks for sharing.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Angelina and Brad
Awwww Nick and I love you and your mama too!!! Gems that I found in cyberspace all because of blogging. Take care and continue to spread a little love around ok?
Hugs and salam
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 6.42 pm
Haha! You've got a good sense of humor. Take care and God bless you and yours.
Do stay in touch, ok?
Have a blessed evening.
Cheers
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QQ It is in fact a marriage of inconvenience for PAS & DAP, and not a marriage of convenience as is often alleged by BN.
It is a total 'inconvenience' for PAS and DAP to put down their decades of hostility and differences to sit together. Yet they put in every effort and their level best to do it.
They are doing it for us, they are doing it for the nation and they are doing it for our future generation.
Undeniably, both parties are fighting for the day when justice, fairness and democratic governance will be widely adopted in Malaysia. Both parties actually have more similarities in their mission than their differences.
Of course, nobody can ever belittle the importance of PKR. Without PKR, there never will be effort to bring PAS and DAP together. Without PKR, there will never be Pakatan Rakyat.
Hence, we should learn to appreciate them, and salute their courage in doing so!
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ahoo Behind every successfull man is the wife and behind every unsuccessfull man is the other woman.
A marriage that lasts will be one that always have communication between husband and wife.
Husband loves your wife and wife submits to your husband. Dispute(s) should be settled before the Sun goes down.
Selvi Love is colour blind.