The following letter can be used by anyone whose spouse spends too much time online :-). I am putting it up just for laughs alone!!! Smile and have a lovely Saturday!
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My Dear Wife/Husband
I'm sending you this email to bring up to date on the events of our family. I tried to talk to you while you were on your computer, but you just kept telling me that you would BRB.....whatever that means. So, I decided to send you this email.
David Jr. his first tooth came through today. He's the one you bounce on your knee while typing. Remember how he giggles when he hears the "Ut Oh" sound from that ICQ program? Sorry about him dropping his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard. Is it working okay since I cleaned it up for you? Can you read the letters I tried to paint back on your keyboard? Most of them had been rubbed off.
Susie had her first date Saturday night. She had a good time and said to thank you for letting them use your car. She put the keys back on the key rack underneath the cobwebs where she found them. Do you realise that she wears the same size cloths as you do now? In case you've forgotten her, she's the one who has you raise your feet when she's running the vacuum cleaner around the house.
Tim is playing football. He looks forward to going to school now that he has a sport to play. He wanted to know if you would come to one of his games if we bought you a laptop to bring along? Do you remember him? He's the one who empties your porta potty for you.
Lets see.....since the last time I wrote you (3 months ago), the refrigerator had to be replaced, the dog died from old age, your mother and dad painted the room where your computer is (hope you like the colour), the church has a new pastor, the President had been impeached, and now has been replaced by the son of the previous president and oh yes..... I have a new job.
Well, I think that's about it. I'll email you again in about 3 months. You take care of yourself honey. We all "miss" you very much and will see you the next time the power goes off!
Love,
Your Husband/Wife
18 comments to TO THE SPOUSE WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE...
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Anonymous You take care of yourself honey. We all "miss" you very much and will see you the next time the power goes off!
Kakkakakakakkaaaa! So cute....
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Monyet King Hi MWS, did your spouse by any chance write that email to you ? :)
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houdini Ah Beng's email - I e-meow you, you e-meow me (hilarious)
This is hilarious !! I love Ah beng’s way of pronouncing Anniversary – quote “annie wear
sari”……
Dear Ah Lian,
Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look?
Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.
Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear
sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to
me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will
ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me.
Goo bye.....
Worm regard,
Ah Beng
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Selvi No time even for your spouse?
Too bad, too bad!
One really wonders why people get married in the first place!
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Ex-MCA Man Pakatan Rakyat has a very good chance of toppling the BN government if the coalition's components -- the PKR, DAP and PAS -- were to work together, Pakatan coordinator Zaid Ibrahim said.
~~ Free Malaysia Today
I can't afford to disagree, can I?
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Anonymous Harcharan, better I scratch you back, you scratch I back, hehe...
Have fun on Saturday!
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Anonymous What a sad day that would be IF we talk to our spouse like that? Some divorced their wife/wives to marry politics and yet some wives divorced their husbands to marry the "carpet man". Not literally divorced lah but just the secret time off type sneaking here and there for that "fix".
Computer has indeed turns the world inside out and I've seen my niece talking to her mom via sms,lol ! No more words to express but via sms, lots of things to write. Sad sad sad. Have a cheerful weekend and learn to go shopping, ya. It's Jusco's sales for the weekend. Let's enjoy the free aircont and the crowds.
~ahoo~
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sitiawanTing@yahoo.com Dear Anon @ 12:52 PM,
That stupid Bung never divorced his wife, yet he married politics!
That idiot Bung never divorced politics, yet he married a second wife!
Shouldn't we emulate this moron's achievements?
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.43am
:-) You are definitely not an online addict cos you were up early on a Saturday morning! Wonderful! :-)
May you have a great weekend with your loved ones.
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.47am
Hehehe! I love this joke too! Glad you enjoyed it! Take care and have a good day!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Monyet King
Haha!! Nope cos my whole family are reasonable net addicts :-).
Lovely to hear from you...Take care!
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Unknown Dear Harcharan
Lol!!! Thanks for the laughs!! A real good one there. May I repost it one day and credit to you? Thanks!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Selvi
I know some do because of parental pressure and others for procreation but it should be for love :-), companionship and fulfilment!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Ex-MCA Man
They really have to work and stand together to finish that journey to Putrajaya!
Take care and let's walk with them too.
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 12.47pm
Thanks for stopping by! Enjoy the weekend!
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Unknown Dear ahoo
Aiyo - today I was out the whole day which explains why I have been late in responding to comments and why I have only put up 2 posts.
Son's exam is over and it is Merdeka for us haha!!!
I also watched 'Iron Man 2'. What a disappointment....
Take care and thanks for sharing! Have a blessed Sunday!
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Unknown Dear sitiawanTing@yahoo.com
Many are calling for his resignation!!! Take care and thanks for sharing! Keep in touch.
Anonymous Oh, how sad!
Wake up, 'online addicts'!