We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. Did you know that there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls? I was clueless about this until Freddie sent me the following information :-). In an effort to keep you informed and humored, here are the definitions:
GUTS
It is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS
It is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. :-)
Have a nice day! Keep smiling :-)
GUTS
It is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS
It is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. :-)
Have a nice day! Keep smiling :-)
nick Sis,
Reading the medical distinction of both terms, I say that both describe the attitude and the intoxicated (with money earned by his consultants for the so called "labs" and "studies" and "whatnot") brain of Idris Jala or for that matter, all of UMNO and BN ministers especially the Pink M. And you're right, both will results in death (politically, I mean..Idris Jala's and GOD willing..UMNO and BN's).
On another note, being brave to defend one's lies and manipulation of information "with the intent of criminal deceit" is not brave at all. That's sheer narcissistic arrogance fused with senility and not to mention "a certified nut case" mental state. Might I add, it was first developed and incredibly put to use by TDM albeit with the result of his standing in the eyes of Malaysian was reduced to "garbage and a very old garbage at that".
Have a great day Sis and GOD bless.
Nick.