A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window.. My husband's home early!"
I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air.. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Nope...just when it's raining."
:-) Have a nice day! This was posted to blow those Monday blues away and I sincerely hope I did not offend anyone. Please accept my apologies if you find this offensive. Cheers
16 comments to MONDAY MORNING HUMOR
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Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
Errrr...I wonder if he wins the marathon? har har har *evil thoughts*
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Apa Nama Wearing a condom when you run in the rain? A good idea, hehe!
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Selvi Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin today urged the government to abolish media licensing in the Printing Presses and Publications Act 1984 by setting up a National Media Council to handle the industry.
~~ Malaysian Insider
We salute you, YB Khairy.
We still wonder why Najib did not appoint you to the cabinet!
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Ting Khairy should replace Rais Yatim. Then Malaysia will have a better and brighter future!
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Anonymous Hope that was not abang Bung that was running along and protecting his "little head" with silicon helmet! hahaha!
~ahoo~
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.25am
:-) Glad you liked this post! Thanks for the wishes and for stopping by. Here's wishing you a lovely week!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Cat-in-Sydney
If he did, perhaps it is because the other participants stopped to look at him LOL!!!
Have a great week!
Salam
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Unknown Dear Apa Nama
Haha! It is good to laugh our stress and cares away!
Have a great week!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Selvi
Thanks for the alert. There are many reasons why he is not in the Cabinet and one of them is possibly because he is a real threat to the establishment...
This is a commendable move by Khairy. Let's hope someone up there listens to him!
Take care and have a lovely evening.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 3.17p.m.
LOL!! Good double entendre!
Thanks for the witty comment!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear ahoo
Wah lah!! You have a fantastic sense of humor!!!
Haha! Thanks for sharing!! Have a great evening!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 5.24pm
Haha! Amazing comment! I am so stunned at the many witty responses. Thanks for sharing...
Have a great day!
Cheers
Anonymous This Monday morning humor really raises me up! Thanks....
Have a nice day!