MURPHY'S LAW - THE MORE OBSCURE VERSION

Posted by Unknown On Saturday, June 5, 2010 10 comments
Murphy's law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong". If you want to know the history and background of Murphy's Law, please CLICK HERE which will take you the official Murphy's Law Site. Here's a list of the lesser know laws which were sent to me by Freddie. Take care and have a lovely evening!

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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.

12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

10 comments to MURPHY'S LAW - THE MORE OBSCURE VERSION

  1. says:

    Anonymous Local Monkey's Law:

    If you need to be led - by the nose - vote in the BN Gomen.

    If you flourish in duplicity - vote BN.

    If you can't think and needs to be told - switch on local TVs.

    Presently the local education system in Bolehland is meant only to enable you to read the toilet noosepapers - and believe it!

    ~wits0~

  1. says:

    Selvi When you go into court, make sure it isn't a kangaroo court!

  1. says:

    nick Sis,

    Murphy's law Malaysian version:

    If there ever was a manufacturer of defective product, you can be sure Malaysian government will be the only customer who bought the product and on top of that, pay top dollar for it!

    1Malaysia (kena tipu)!

    Nick.
    GOD bless us all Sis!

  1. says:

    Masterwordsmith Dear ~wits0~

    Thank you for this excellent comment!

    So much truth and wisdom in your input for us to survive in this mad mad world!

    Take care and have a good rest!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Masterwordsmith Dear Selvi

    Hmm...kind of difficult, isn't it?

    Well, let's pray that regardless, truth and justice will prevail!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Masterwordsmith Dear Nick

    You never cease to amaze me with your witty responses and perspective of the bizarre occurrences in our backyard!

    Thanks for your input, dear Nick.

    Take care and may the Almighty really deliver us and bless us with positive change.

    Have a wonderful day tomorrow!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    storm62 ha ha ha...i like #13 best !!!...you make my day.

  1. says:

    Masterwordsmith Dear storm62

    :-) Glad you enjoyed the humor. Thanks for stopping by! Have a lovely day!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Anonymous The Malusian One Law to Oust All Laws - as with Lord of the Rings, "The One Ring to Rule All :

    ***THE IMAGE COUNTS - NEVER THE SUBSTANCE***

    The Umno "leaderships" aka recolonisation of 53 years has seen to this spiritual and mental atrophy.

    ~wits0~

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ~wits0~

    Excellent comment! Thanks for sharing.

    Cheers

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