A guy calls the company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the7-day/50 pound program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'
He lost 63 pounds that week.
Is there anyone who wants to sign up for that program? :-)
Have a nice day!
8 comments to SO YOU THINK YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT?
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Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
SIgn me up! Sign me up! Sign me up! har har har *evil laughs*
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pinsysu i lecommend the 5-day 20lb prog for 1Najib & the 7-day 50lb prog to 1Rosmah ... cheers!
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Unknown Dear Nick,
Actually, I put it up for various purposes and I think you got the drift lol!
Oh yes - some quarters, imean round quarters, need to shed weight and not consume so much via public expenditure.
However, even though some have declared that an obese' and sick economy needs to shed weight, alas, there are others who refuse to accept the diagnosis and continue to party ...and I hope it will not spell the end for this land...
You take care, dear Nick. Thank you so much for always reading in between the lines! You are brilliant! Have a lovely and blessed weekend with your family and loved ones. Stay happy and healthy!
Salam
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Unknown Dear Cat-in-Sydney,
Maybe if you offer to let me catch Angelina, we need not sign up for this program haha!!
Take care and have a lovely weekend!
Salam
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Unknown Dear pinsysu
Haha!! Thanks for your wit and sense of humor! Have a great weekend!
Cheers
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Anonymous This is too sensitive for now especially the third package lah, since SODO MEE is such a bad product! Hahaha. In a country where the A G can charge you with whichever ACTS he deems fit. Even seasoned lawyers are caught with their pants down in so many cases to date. Good lame jokes for the weekend.
~ahoo~
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Unknown Dear ahoo
Haha! I did not think of it in that context but you are so right! Take care and enjoy the weekend!
Cheers
nick Sis,
Are you asking me or are you hinting at someone we all know? As for me, I think I'm okay with my weight to height ratio which is not perfect but hey, no one is perfect! At least no one will call me a trolley, right?
One thing for sure, our government is the one in need of losing it's weight and not to mention the need to control or even stop the voracious appetite for expensive and needless spending. Yes, I'm talking about the unnecessary military hardware purchases and white elephant infra project (and also TDM's pet project to enrich his crony, the ever "popular" sport gambling license).
But all said and done, the best and the only "tried and tested" weight loss program for any "greedy and slob" government is kicking them out through the GE. So the slogan for the next GE is " Slim down the government by kicking out the greedy slob of BN gomen". We can be sure of a healthier and better looking future!" And a gentle reminder, don't bring the supermarket trolley into your home! A trolley has no place in a Malaysian home for sure, especially a big haired one!
Have a great day and a wonderful weekend, Sis. GOD bless!
Nick.