On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate... Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..'
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.'
The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard , 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'
The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord.'
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done.'
They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.
12 comments to SUNDAY MORNING HUMOR :-)
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Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
What a crackle! Love your nuts joke! har har har *evil laughs*
Sorry, gotta go back to bed...too much football....zzzzzzz
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nick Sis,
Have you read the "Mat Salleh" (a chinese fella who fancies himself a melayu PERKASA) Ridhuan Tee blog? His posting "Perlukah memorial Tan Cheng Lock?" is unbelievably "fantastic" (american code word for bovine excrement). Mahathir has more contribution than Tunku Abd Rahman? Hitler too has great contribution ("berjasa") to the world?
Well it would seem this guy fancies himself as a brother to Mukhriz maybe with his over the top apple polishing of TDM? Adik beradik tapi lain mak dan lain ayah??? (Mind you that he's working in a place funded by Petronas - and TDM is the adviser for Petronas! Hint!;).
Reading his blog make a cower with shame (that Malaysia can produce these kind of low life and what's worse claims to be an Islamic scholar too!)...Ughhh...he makes me shudder just to think that he lectures our younger generation on politics and islamic civilization. A barbarian lecturing on politics and civilization???? May GOD deliver us from these monster!
Nick.
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Antares God & Satan, advocates & solicitors. Let the Mother of God be the Judge!
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Unknown Dear Nick
Wow!! That is news to me...Holy pound!!! That is a lot of pounds (no reference to the other weight LOL).
Pirates are celebrating eh and preparing their new roost?
May their Maker confront them and speak to their conscience till they repent!
Aiyo - what a deal...
Thanks for sharing!!
Have a restful evening.
Salam
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Unknown Dear Cat-in-Sydney
*winks* Haha! Glad you like it! Have a good rest...another important match in a few hours' time. Take care and have a great week ahead!
Salam
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Unknown Hi Tiger,
Thanks! Glad you like it! Here's wishing you a lovely week ahead with your family!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Ting
Ah - excellent!!! You caught it!! :-)
I was hoping someone would draw the similarity :-) and you did!
Thanks! Take care and have a great evening.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Nick
Ah - that infamous man is reputedly very kaya and listed too! I would only read his writings if I want to puke! What balderdash!!! May his forefathers visit him tonight to remind him of his roots and human decency!
Thanks for sharing, dear Nick!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Antares @ 2.48pm
You share the same name as my favorite blogger! Thanks for swinging by!
Glad you like the post.
Have a great weekend!
Cheers
nick Sis,
I read that there's a rumor circulating in the proUMNO blogsphere about a Malaysian (APNO?) minister who bought a house in Holland Park (London..to APNO people it's "Landon"). Guess how much is the buying price??? 8.5 million pound (and I don't mean the weight of Najib's First trolley).
Looks like those pirates have done dividing their illegal wealth and now are preparing to fly the coop. Next Ge will be the end of BN (most of them can sense it already!).
May the Almighty strike those evil ones without mercy and bring fairness and justice back to Malaysia. GOD bless, Sis.
Nick.
Najib's 1Malaysia (RM 1Billion for him and RM 1 for us. Do we have a deal or not?).