A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about £50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need
was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes', the blonde replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten-pound tip.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Have a nice day! No offense meant to any blondes reading this post! Cheers
16 comments to A PAINT JOB
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.20am
Are you trying to ask for 50% discount from her? :-)
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.41am (iwc??? and also the two previous anons???)
More tender loving care is needed!
Haha!
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Unknown Dear Tiger
It is funny, ya? LOL!!
Glad you enjoyed the humor!
Cheers
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HotDogg I don't do paint jobs of any kind, dry or wet, clean or dirty.
But I would appreciate a (censored) job!!! kakakakakaka
Naughty, naughty!!
(Tail wagging furiously)
p.s.
Aunty Paula, I'm sure no dinner for me tonight. Will have to beg for food at the corner deli.
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HotDogg I know aunty Paula will "garam", but die die must say it. This article is just too tempting. Every time a blonde joke pops up my hormones shoots up!!! kakakakakaka
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Unknown Dear Little Corgi
LOL!! Aiyo you are such a riot and a little rascal too!! Haha!
Love your sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs!
Good luck at the deli haha!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Little Corgi
Ah - you must settle down with Little Corgina...that should calm you down. :-)
*winks*
Take care and have a great evening!
Cheers
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Anonymous Wow, wow, wow ! Sorry to say that I will never trust a beautiful blonde for teenager for painting. Just painting the gate itself took my girl overtime and needed a fine second coat.
Best to leave it to the professional painter lah. Sorry for the man who trusted the teen. She had painted his luxury away, hahaha. Nothing good comes out of cheap wages.
~ahoo~
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Unknown Hi ahoo
LOL!! I cannot imagine what would happen if my boy was the one painting my gate! I reckon even the floor would have a new design :-).
Yea - nothing good comes out of cheap wages..
Take care and thanks for sharing!
Shalom
Anonymous How much will my 'mini' be charged will ONE coating !?