The following exam was administered to gangsters as their version of the SAT, this version is known as the official GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)...
1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:
A. A dime and two 40's
B. A new pair of Fila's
C. Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama
2) It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You:
A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, "Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama
3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens:
A. Shit goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
C. Shit man, I do'no maff
D. Yo mama
4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left:
A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama
5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:
A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's
6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:
A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do'no maff
JOG-MAFEE
7) Wher iz da mutherland at:
A. Afrika
B. Mehico
C. Compton
D. Souff Centra
E. Yo mama
8) What am da capita of California?
A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton
ANALAMA-G'S
9) Tek 9 : Gatt :
A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila's : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. St. Ive's : Colt 45
10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic :
A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki
NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?
So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag here!
10 comments to SAT or GAT? *humor*
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mokja tsk tsk,det too had a test ma'am.Me donno how to ansa.Total flunk.
would like to know what are the questions for homeless street kids in Msia as highlighted by nst.
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Darth vader MWS,
There is another exam and is called MAT (Mafioso Aptitute Test) which is a MUST for Doublestandardsville servant,ie. kangaroos, dogs, lice, leach and also frogs!!
The difference between GAT and MAT is GAT, only means for gangstas , which kill rivals. MAT on the other hand kills rivals and also innocent by standers.
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Unknown Dear Nick
Sighs. Your comment reminds us of the grim reality we face and the bleak future ahead of us if we do not make the right move in the next GE.
We cannot think that our vote or voice does not matter.
We have to remember that unity is so vital for us to effect that change and we have to move forward in that direction!
If not, that gloomy dot will grow bigger and eat us all!
Sighs
Take care and have a lovely evening.
Salam
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Unknown Dear mokjadeandell
Thanks for sharing your thoughts so candidly haha!
At the same time, thanks for having a heart that cares for those homeless street kids.
Take care and let's continue to do our bit to help those in need.
May the Almighty bless your caring heart.
Salam
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Unknown Dear Tiger
You are most welcome. I always like to start the day with a smile and I am sure you do too :-).
Have a great week ahead.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Darth Vader
Wow! That is a very powerful and chilling comment. Another grim reminder of recent events. Thank you so much for this comment that I hope will steer many to effect change in our country.
Take care and have a pleasant evening.
Cheers
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Anonymous Aiyah, I no liked exams and tis one just too difikut to pass. No go to U-city and tis high "standed" ??? cannot under stand lah. Need to go and asap.
(Always Say A Prayer)
~ahoo~
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Unknown Dear ahoo
Haha!! Thanks for your witty comment. Made me smile a lot. Take care and enjoy the weekend!
Shalom
nick Sis,
From the blog of Dr M. Bakri Musa (not to be confused with the Octo DR.M), here are some excerpt from Najib's monthly wastage of tax payer's money or better known as Monthly departmental assemblies speech : "Sistem kita ini mesti kita lihat the entire ecosystem ini...., mesti recognize potential high performance....",“Kalau kita recognize potential high performance, … kita recognize sumbangan yang luar biasa those who are prepared to go the extra mile, ….” and the usual blah..blah..blah....and another blah!
Is this how a Mr Pink M gives a speech???? I have better luck understanding those gangsta exam q's than understand najib's mish mash (non existing))syntax and rojak pasembur kind of language (at least rojak pasembur is a delicious kind of concoction).
A speech reflect one's level of intellect and the ability to organize one's mental faculty. Najib speech reflect a lot about his intellect, his mental processes and especially his train of thought (or the derailment of that train). Going by his speech, it's not difficult to see why we are in such a mess and why it seem so difficult to get out of that mess. Another gloomy dot on the horizon, Sis.
GOD bless, Sis.
Nick.