masterwordsmith-unplugged

Bumper stickers can be very funny. These are not as popular in Malaysia as in US and other countries. Enjoy this list of bumper sticker messages directed at women which I am posting for the sake of humor. Smile a lot, take care and have a nice day! Cheers!



Behind every successful woman is herself.

Oh my god, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry!

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.

A woman is like a tea bag … you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

So many men, so few who can afford me.

Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich.

Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

I'm out of oestrogen and I have a gun.

Warning:
I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time.

Do not start with me. You will not win.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away ?

Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.