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A friend sent this to me and I thought of sharing this with you before I resume sopo-blogging later. Smile a lot and think of this post when you log off later :-). Take care and have a lovely evening!
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6 comments to A NEW LOOK AT COMPUTER TERMS
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Anonymous And here are some computer terms about women. Enjoy...
HARD-DISK Woman
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Woman
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman
Difficult to access
SERVER Woman
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, and worse, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything …
StraightTalking
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Captain Obvious Dear masterwordsmith,
Very ingenious terms indeed! Anyhow, looking forward of your sopo bits and pieces 8)
Cheers!
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Unknown Dear StraightTalking
Many thanks for that inspiring input. Can I have your permission to repost this?
I hope it can inspire more people to be more than who they are at the moment.
Take care and hope it is ok with you.
Thanks so much for sharing. It is really a heartwarming tale.
Have a blessed week!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear StraightTalking
LOL!! Your list is a scream haha!
Thanks so much for sharing. Again, may I request your permission to repost this? I know you said it is ok before but I wish to ask our of courtesy :-) and I know you will give a positive response.
Take care and thanks for sharing!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Captain Obvious
Glad you liked the post.
So sorry I have not been writing any sopo post since last Saturday cos I was away for a short break and only got back late last night.
Will be writing soon!! :-)
I always enjoy your witty, insightful and succinct comments. Thanks for sharing and for reading. Take care and have a blessed week.
Do keep in touch.
Cheers!
Anonymous I’d like to share an inspiring story with you and your readers…
Many years ago, a jobless man applied for the position of janitor at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. “You are employed.” He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as the date when you may start.” The man replied “But I don’t have a computer or email address.”
I’m sorry”, said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And if you don’t even exist, you cannot have the job”. The man shook his head in sadness and left.
He didn’t know what to do. With only $10 in his pocket he then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes from door to door. In less than two hours, he had sold off every tomato and doubled his capital. He repeated that three times that day went home with $60. The man suddenly felt that he could actually make a living this way and decided to sell his tomatoes earlier daily, and return late. Soon, his money doubled or tripled every day.
Soon, he bought a cart, then a truck, and a few years on, he even had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. He went on to become one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
Being wealthy now, he needed to plan his family’s wealth, and decided on an insurance plan.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a wealth protection plan. After the deal was concluded, the broker asked him for his email so that he could provide him with other insurance schemes that might be of interest. The man replied, “I don’t have an email”. The broker answered curiously, “Wow! You don’t have an email, and yet have built such a successful business empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!”
The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be a janitor at Microsoft!”
Moral of the story:
The internet is not the only tool to a rewarding future. Without it, you too can be a millionaire.
StraightTalking