A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?”
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink? It's on the house."
"No, thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"Well, sister," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue in the restroom, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
Keep smiling and have a wonderful day! Cheers!
3 comments to The Nun at Hooters :-)
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Anonymous She needs to run to the nearest confession box thereafter ! Oh, father, I did what I was not suppose to do and saw what I was not suppose to see. Will you ask for forgiveness on my behalf ?
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Unknown Dear Angelina and Ahoo
My deepest apologies for this late response! I am really getting old lah..
I thought I had responded but now I realize I had forgotten to click the Post Comment button ...
Thanks for sharing your views and humor too :-).
Take care and have a nice day!
Cheers
Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
You're giving me ideas....fig leaf...statue in bathroom....hmmmm....purrr....meow!