It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
That farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Have a lovely evening, dear readers!
Anonymous Let the games begin !!!
20 years ago, we had a Burping Contest on the plane.
Flying from Narita to Detroit Metro.
The objective was to see how many seats away someone could hear your Burp.
I vaguely remember the record being 24 seats, and we were so shy, coz it was by a girl...
sigh....
the good old days