What if Men Could Get Pregnant....?

Posted by Unknown On Saturday, October 23, 2010 1 comments
Many women go through a tough time during their pregnancy and lament how men cannot seem to understand women's idiosyncrasies during this period. Here's a list of possibilities which MIGHT occur if men could get pregnant - just for humor...:0(. Take care and have a lovely weekend.

1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.

14. Women would rule the world.


This post was put up for HUMOR and NOT to insult any one. Take care and have a great day!

1 comments to What if Men Could Get Pregnant....?

  1. says:

    Anonymous If men could get pregnant,..... then ladies would be in deep trouble for the nagging game is in reverse role now. And men will be more feminine whereas the ladies need to be more muscular and be the head of the house.

    All said, I cannot accept that lah ! That will mean that the creative God had made a mistake in the beginning. Also, these may be the vile plans of the evil one to reverse the order of God. No not in my generation and never shoul be, hahaha !

    ~ahoo~

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