Only A Farm Kid!

Posted by Unknown On Tuesday, November 2, 2010 3 comments
When you're young, your perception is a little different. Here's a post that Angela just sent to me two minutes ago. Have a nice day!



A Utah farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your Dad home?"

"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."

"Well, is your Mother here?"

"No sir, she went to town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."

The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

Have a nice day, everyone. Next post should be up by tea-time.
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3 comments to Only A Farm Kid!

  1. says:
    November 2, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    Wan Sharif He must have thought the man wanted to buy Howard to get Suzie pregnant.. just like farmers buying bull to get their cows pregnant.. Non?

  1. says:
    November 2, 2010 at 11:46 PM

    Unknown Dear Saudara Wan Sharif

    You are spot on!! I posted this article as soon as I received it in my mailbox.

    Take care and have a good week. Do keep in touch.

    Salam

  1. says:
    November 3, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    Anonymous Yeah, that is what any innocent kid will answer. Heard of a story of how a farmer was tamed by his son. There was this story of how a farmer was frustrated with his cattles being repeatly run over by highway trucks despite him putting up signs and bump along a newly built highway running across his farm.

    His young son of 15 years told his father he has the solution but his father brushed him aside each time. Until his father cannot stand the lost anymore did his dad allowed him to implement his solution. The moment this young man puts up the sign at the entrance to the farm, there was no more cattle be run over by the trucks.

    His father was astonished and asked, son, what did you write on the posted sign ? Simple dad, I wrote : Beware ! Nudist Colony Ahead !

    ~ahoo~

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