STICK TO THE RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE HARDEST HIT

Posted by Unknown On Tuesday, March 2, 2010 24 comments

Failures came first. Somebody had to fight them through. This time it's you. Behind any stories of success, you will find years of frustration. And it's hidden silently behind that single accomplishment.



You could be disheartened but you don't have to be. Come on, shed those tears and fight again. If God be for you, who can be against you? Just give it another big blow! Don't be a holdout. Go all out. Do this, and life will not hold out on you.

If you're as far down as you can get -- that there's no further down you can go; Congratulations! The only direction that you can take now is UP.

Remember - There's no defeat! There's no failure! They're only temporary setbacks. Don't quit, wherever you are. During such times, we need to encourage each other to continue to work towards our goal. DON'T QUIT!

DON'T QUIT

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh
When care is pressing you down a bit
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns
As every one of us sometimes learns
And many a fellow turns about
When he might have won, had he stuck it out.
Don't give up though the pace seems slow
You may succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than
It seems to a faint and faltering man;
Often the struggler has given up
When he might have captured the victor's cup;
And he learned too late when the night came down
How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt
And you never can tell how close you are
It may be near when it seems afar;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit
It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.

Author Unknown

Let us encourage each other to be strong and of good courage. Together, we can! Do leave a comment if you wish to share your thoughts. Thanks. Have a lovely evening. I may not be able to respond to comments promptly tonight so I do covet your patience. Thanks a lot!


UNFORGETTABLE MARITAL HUMOR

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Marriage is an exceptionally beautiful institution. Yet, one can face some trying moments that change our perspective for life ;-). here's a selection of what some have said about marriage. Enjoy reading and have a nice day!
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Classic Wedding Jokes from best man speeches

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
8. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
9. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
10. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
11. A woman has the last word in any argument.
12. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
13. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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Wedding Toasts

If you are making a wedding toast, here are ideas to get your creative juices flowing. In fact, if you don't have to make a wedding toast then you can really let your imagination run wild.

* To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage - Lao Tzu
* Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
* Love is friendship set to music - Anonymous
* They do not love that do not show their love - William Shakespeare
* Love is life - Leo Tolstoy
* Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination - Voltaire
* May your love be like the misty rain, gentle coming in but flooding the river - Traditional African proverb
* Insomuch as love grows in you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul - St. Augustine
* Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity - Kahlil Gibran
* We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others - Walter Rauschenbusch
* Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same - Emily Bronte
* There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved - Georges Sand
* Without love, the world itself would not survive - Lope de Vega
* When love reigns, the impossible may be attained - Indian proverb

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FUNNY MARRIAGE ONE-LINERS

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. (Henny Youngman) [For those who do not know him, Henny (not Henry) Youngman was an American stand up comedian.]

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)

Any husband who says. 'My wife and I are completely equal partners', is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. (Bill Cosby)

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner)

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake.' (Henny Youngman)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)


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