THE HOPPING FROGS AND THE PRINCESS - satire

Posted by Unknown On Wednesday, March 3, 2010 44 comments

Once upon a time, in a land far away known as La-La-Land, a far too independent, over-confident and manipulative Princess Gaga-Lala who always wanted to look beautiful (but ended up looking otherwise because of botched magic potions), met up with a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a lush verdant meadow near her castle.



The fat and equally ugly frog hopped onto Princess Gaga-Lala's lap and said, "O Your Majesty, O Most Elegant Lady of the Kingdom, hear the sexy croaks from my sensuous throat. I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. All it takes is one passionate kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I truly am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother living with us and she can prepare the best meals that no human has ever eaten, organize the servants, while you can rule this kingdom without having to bear my children as you are too old anyway. Then, you will forever feel grateful and be happy for once in your life. Don't worry about your bad breath for I have a blocked nose due to a sinus problem."

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Princess Gaga-Lala smiled and asked the fat and equally ugly frog to jump into a lovely gilt cage lined with lotus leaves and the best buds from the cleanest ponds all around.

That night as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought, "I don't @%&$#@$ think so."

And so the story went that one frog after another hopped on to Princess Gaga-Lala's lap because they wanted her kiss which they thought would turn them into handsome princes but all they did was to make her happier, healthier and fatter.

And when did the frogs stop hopping?

What do you think?

Did they frogs die first or did Princess Gaga-Lala from over-consumption of frogs' legs?

Please note: The frogs and the princessin this story is a metaphorical construct. No actual frogs were harmed or consumed in the writing of the story. Any resemblance to any living creature big or small, dead or alive or yet to be born is a pure coincidence. :-) This is a work of humour, satire and parody. That means the statements and information contained in these pages are by no means fact, and are offered solely as comedy material or as individual opinion.

Do leave a comment, dear reader. I would love to hear your creative ideas. :-)

Take care and have a nice day!


FREEDOM OF SPEECH

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I read with much interest Tengku Razaleigh's comment at THIS LINK in Malaysian Insider today and thought it worthwhile to share with you this post which I wrote last year on the same issue. I respect Tengku Razaleigh for his very progressive and fair views on many issues. I thought it is timely to discuss the necessity of variety and freedom of speech in a democratic country.



Excerpt from the report:

Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah has dared Umno to gag its members over the Kelantan oil royalty issue, sarcastically noting they might as well silence all talk about former prime ministers and party presidents Tun Abdul Razak Hussein and Tun Hussein Onn who had fought for such rights for the Malay heartland.

The veteran Umno leader popularly known as Ku Li has openly clashed with his party over the issue, prompting vice-president Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein to announce a gag order for statements on the oil royalty matter that could affect the party’s image.

The Kelantan prince, who is scheduled to speak about the issue at several events in March, pointed out that Umno, which he pointedly called “Umno Baru”, should consider the late Abdul Razak as a “traitor” for asking him to formulate the Petroleum Development Act 1974 which ensured states like Kelantan get 5 per cent oil royalty.

“I think Umno should apply this gag order properly, and from today onwards also stop altogether talking about Allaryaham Tun Razak. Umno Baru would consider him a traitor. For it was he who ordered me to design the Petroleum Development Act in such a way that the Malay heartland states of Kelantan, Terengganu, Johor and especially his beloved Pahang, would benefit directly from offshore oil beyond 3 nautical miles through the mechanism of 5 per cent cash payments made directly to the state consolidated fund,” Tengku Razaleigh said in an email to The Malaysian Insider following Hishammuddin’s remarks.

To me, variety and criticism must be emphasized as these would empower the government to conduct the affairs of the state in a legitimate and civilized manner, especially in our country which is democratic in nature.

Democracy has two important pillars - tolerance of divergent views and freedom of expression. In sharp contrast, when a communist thinks of democracy, he does not bother to even consider different viewpoints ; his ultimate concern is whether a particular government policy is being carried out in public interest. To them, the view of the politburo and the masses do not matter. Communists are DOGMATIC; they consider they have the right answer. Now, this sounds strangely familiar.

Democracy believes in rational empiricism which is an important element in the democratic way of life. Rational empiricists consider truth as tentative, changing, and therefore subject to constant checking and verification. They believe that the solution to a problem or a policy to be adopted cannot be considered absolutely correct and that a confrontation of opinions will help people to make a viable decision. To me, in doing so, divergent views would be necessary for the democratic process. Is there an open avenue for divergent views in our country?

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In sharp contrast, under a dictatorship, there is no tolerance of a variety of views. There is only ONE view - that of the ESTABLISHMENT! The dictator expresses the official policy and everyone else will bow in servile submission. Such a process creates such a stifled atmosphere whereas in democracies where tolerance of divergent views are SUPPOSED to exist, citizens would then enjoy variety, verve and color in their lives, thereby satisfying the basic need of free expression. Do we have this in our country?

John Stuart Mill, in his essay "On Liberty", discussed the whole problem of individual liberty. Most wisely, he discerned that man has the tendency to impose his views on others instead of being tolerant and open-minded. In doing the former, there arises a situation where there is the silencing of opinion which is not only harmful but also wrong because it robs individuals of the opportunity to express or listen to dissenting or different views. Therefore, unless fearless expression of opinion is guaranteed, a society cannot be completely free.

At the same time, such expression of the views must not incite hatred or racist sentiments. I believe that expression of opinion and criticism of views and policies of those who are at the helm of government must be done responsibly and constructively with no hidden motives. Citizens must have the freedom to study views expressed in parliament with the good of the nation at heart and to weed out politicians with personal aggrandizement as the sole motive to vilification and half-truths. Variety and criticism would be casualties in the process. Yet, suppression of opinion is unjustified because it is the individual’s privilege to interpret each experience his own way.

The principle of liberty by itself implies variety and the diversity of opinion. To me, if dissenting or divergent views are suppressed, we will be reduced to docile individuals. If and when that happens, the people cannot be said to be ruling themselves and thus the government by the people will not prevail. Thus I surmise that unless there is this freedom of the fearless expression of opinion, there can be no democracy, not the way it was intended.

It is most ironical that while nearly every country deems itself to be democratic, there are actually different forms that exist. I find it silly that even a totalitarian state can ridiculously want to brand itself as democracy even when they knowingly deny people of the freedom of expression and universal suffrage. You see, since democracy means rule by the people, it means people as a WHOLE so it should naturally include BOTH the majority AND the minority. Thus, if the minority has no share in ruling, the system CANNOT be considered as democratic. Therefore the majority and the minority must have their voice and their criticism and opinions MUST be HEARD and CONSIDERED.

It can seen that since democracy utilizes dialogue, the good talkers, quick thinkers, clever publicists and the most articulate persons should occupy positions of responsibility. Some may feel that the layman may know very little but they have common sense and the ability to judge the success or failure of policies. So given the variety of citizens, there is variety arising from the fearless airing of views as well as healthy criticism. Whether or not the ruling party wants it or can take it is another matter. In the mean time, as citizens, we must study the constitution to know our rights.

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In conclusion, I can see that democratic procedure requires that all sides of issues are heard and it is this procedure that allows a variety of opinions that distinguishes a democratic government from a totalitarian or authoritarian legislature. It is from this fundamental aspect of democracy that we can enjoy freedom of speech, publication, assembly and association. If criticism becomes a stream of vitriol directed against persons or parties, then it could be a destabilizing factor, but if given with good intentions at heart, would lead us to true democratic practices.

So, to speak or not to speak - should there be such a question?

For further reading, please read my post on:

THE IMPORTANCE OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH


FREE SPEECH

As always, do leave a comment to share your views. Thanks! Take care and have a lovely day!


UNFORGETTABLE POLITICAL ONE-LINERS

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A nationwide poll held in the UK was commissioned by 'UKTV History' to mark the publication of the political journalist and commentator Andrew Marr's History of Modern Britain. Almost 3,000 people were asked for their opinion.

Here are the top ten results. I guess that you will probably find them amusing, funny, in part hilarious and sometimes quite strange; in fact, exactly like our politicians.

1) Boris Johnson [Elected Mayor of London in 2008]: 'I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as being decapitated by a Frisbee or of finding Elvis.'

2) John Prescott [Former Deputy-Prime Minister]: 'The Green Belt is a Labour initiative and we intend to build on it.'

3) Harriet Harman [Cabinet Minister]: 'Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as brain-dead louts - that goes for me as well.'

4) Robin Cook [Former Foreign Secretary]: 'They found more dangerous chemicals in Coca-Cola's Dasani mineral water than they did in the whole of Iraq.'

5) Harold Macmillan [Former Prime Minister]: 'It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realise what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool.'

6) Boris Johnson: 'Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It's time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth - is where it's happening.'

7) Margaret Thatcher: 'I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.'

8) Michael Howard [former Cabinet Minister]: 'You are the deals-on-wheels Prime Minister - no wonder the Chancellor is not a happy eater!'

9) David Blunkett David is supposed to be a sad, lonely, old, blind b*****. David's not meant to have fun or go to nice restaurants or - heaven forbid - have s**.

10) Edward Heath [1970's Prime Minister]: 'Do you know what Margaret Thatcher did in her first Budget? Introduced VAT on yachts! It somewhat ruined my retirement.'


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