Calling the AA is not an option. I will win.
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Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion.
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Because I'm a man , when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. I cannot be
expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all I
know, these are the same thing.
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Because I'm a man , when one of our appliances stops
working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that
this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person
gets here and has to put it back together.
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote
control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been
misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.....though
one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.....
( applies to engineers mainly).
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm
thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars,
sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when
you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or
have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she
calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever
you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it.
And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the
movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't
...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards..then I will
certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man , I think what you're wearing is fine. I
thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,
too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it,
looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2010, I
will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry,
the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,
and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden
with a beer wondering what to do.
This has been a public service message for women to Better understand
men
-Author Unknown-
*Thanks to Angela who sent me this post yesterday evening.
Anonymous Real man don't cry as the saying goes,....... but still die
Real Japanese warrior don't surrender,....... but commits hahakiri
Real politician goes to prison for others,.......now a CM
Real teachers are a nation's builder & an educator,.......those of the missionary breed, our early days educator of our nation current leaders
Where are the real man these days ? The man that is suppose to be the head of his household and providing a covering over his entire family ? The man that made the vow at the altar with his wife that till death do we part ? The man that brings the family needs before God and intercede for the full armour of God on their daily lives ?
And they said men are from Mars and women from Venus. No wonder we are still waiting for such men till to date as the journey will take millions of light years. We, men are just stewards for his greater use and can't make claim to be more superior than our beloved woman as we are fallible too.