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A MP was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the MP.
"How about the New Economic Model , the Economic Transformation Program, or 1Malaysia concept?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said..
"Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The MP, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the NEM, the ETP, or 1Malaysia concept, when you don't know 's**t'?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
Have a lovely day everyone and keep smiling!
ahoo That was a real good one ! What are our politicians talking about wrt Nuclear energy with they know S..ts about maintenence. Even the most resilient people such as the ever entreprising ones like the Jap has trouble containing the Nuclear fallouts.
With our shitty headed ministers who think with the wrong head more often than usual, what chance of tapping the power of nuclear ? Maybe they would say, since Cow eat only grass and is still strong and healthy, we may all eat grass as national daily diet to be GREEN and saves tons of money anyhow. Be pure vegeterian and still be strong as a Cow.