In case you have not heard, Google has released Google TiSP (short for Toilet Internet Service Provider) a free broadband service. This service would make use of a standard toilet and sewage lines to provide free Internet connectivity at a speed of 8 Mbit/s (2 Mbps upload) (or up to 32 Mbps with a paid plan).
The user would drop a weighted end of a long, Google-supplied fiber-optic cable in their toilet and flush it. Around 60 minutes later, the end would be recovered and connected to the Internet by a "Plumbing Hardware Dispatcher (PHD)".
The user would then connect their end to a Google-supplied wireless router and run the Google-supplied installation media on a Windows XP or Windows Vista computer ("Mac and Linux support coming soon").
Alternatively, a user could request a professional installation, in which Google would deploy nanobots through the plumbing to complete the process.
The free service would be supported by "discreet DNA sequencing" of "personal bodily output" to display online ads that relate to culinary preferences and personal health.
Google also referenced the diet cola-and-Mentos reaction in their FAQ: "If you're still experiencing problems, drop eight mints into the bowl and add a two-liter bottle of diet soda."
APRIL FOOL :-).
Happy April Fool's Day!
The above post was taken from HERE.
2 comments to Google TiSP - NEW SERVICE!
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Unknown Hi ahoo
Wah - this is one story that has left me wondering a lot cos I have no idea about this one. That is why I have been slow in responding to your input. Thanks for sharing! Would love to hear in greater detail. Do email me when you have the time, ahoo. Thanks a million. Take care and have a blessed weekend.
Cheers
ahoo Oh ya, we have a real Dr. once who had grand plans to connect the whole nation with Pipes that was suppose to link to every Taman or Township that cost the tax payers over billions just in order that cronies/proxies can laugh all the way to the banks.
The pipes dream to nowhere and we are still facing that real dilemma of Gas or NoGas thanks to the pipe piper of yesteryears. And this is no April nor Fool joke as those pipes do exist and many estates owners were payed for lands taken by the authority to lay the pipes.
This piper had lead us (tax payers) more than six feet down and the only way out for this almost failed nation is to fight with all our might and strength by firstly vote for change. Then be an agent of change by getting all the people we know to vote likewise and we will have the opportunity to usher in the era of the new dawn.