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Of late, I have been meeting up with my former schoolmates and old friends. After settling down, the topic of our conversations is usually on medical issues and aches/pains. Last week, I met up with an old classmate who used to work with a famous pharmaceutical company. Then, she emphasized the need to go for mammagrams.

I have yet to go for one because I am absolutely terrified as some of my friends have told me how painful is the process :-(. Anyway, I mentioned this in passing to Angela who promptly sent me the following post :-) which I am putting up for the sake of humor and not to offend anyone. Take care and have a nice day!

Mammograms

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.

EXERCISE ONE: 

Open your refrigerator door and insert one br**st in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.

Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.

EXERCISE TWO: 

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one br**st wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your br**st is sufficiently flattened and chilled Turn over and repeat with the other br**st.

EXERCISE THREE:
 
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your br**sts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.

YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND, just a thought for all the women out there:
MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps,
MENtal breakdown,
MENopause..........

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And

When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!

*Just kidding -- no offense to any man. :-)

Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra....

- Hard to Find
- Supportive
- Comfortable
- Always Lifts You Up
- Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
- And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

Share this with a friend!:-)

Have a wonderful day.