Yesterday evening, I asked my girlfriend if she has found her Mr Right and this is what she said via a forwarded mail that she sent to me. I am posting it here for laughs with no intention to insult or offend any one. Take care and have a great day!
It's not so complicated!
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and straight men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat straight, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are straight, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
-Author Unknown-
2 comments to Do You Understand Men?
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Unknown Hi Walla
What an awesome analogy that oozes with classy wit, candid humor and practical wisdom!
Any relationship requires a commitment to invest time, patience, effort, love and many more traits and virtues for it to work. Alas, we are only human and prone to failings but with the right partner and perspective, it can actually bring out the best that outweighs the worse in each partner.
When the differences fade away through the years, what remains is an abiding love that has grown despite whatever challenges, circumstances and bitter exchange of words.
And that is the beauty of a marriage/relationship with a solid foundation of love and a commitment to love, no matter what.
Wishing you and yours a lifetime of abiding love and happiness.
Thanks again for sharing such a moving comment.
Have a great day!
Warmest regards
walla It's like buying a car for the first time. The car will be selected based on a menu of criteria and technical specifications. But ultimately it's because the motorist just feels like it IN the cozy velvety warmth of the seat. Manual overrides can be most persuasive to most.
The challenge comes when the loan has to be paid and the car has to be serviced. Maintenance is seldom seen and least pre-costed but if the car is to continue giving years of trouble-free service, it has to be maintained well. Sometimes polished to bring back showroom condition.
Of course over time the abode may get bigger. Then there will be more parking lots. Which invites the idea of getting a second car. Or changing the first for another faster model. But and despite new technologies, newer models tend to increase costs. Blame should not entirely be placed on inflation. Except that of an inflationary ego.
In any case any eagerness to find a new and faster model should be tempered by a sudden personal realization by the buyer that he or she is also aging at the same rate as the first vehicle. In fact they should have grown attached to each other.
After all, each grows to know the idiosyncrasies of the other, something no manual or brochure can capture. He may grunt when she groans, for instance when hitting a b(r)ump.
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