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Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will Power.
He Quits Drinking Because Of Will Power.
But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has The Will But No Power.

Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.


Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or steak?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting, "Daddy!  Daddy!  I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well,"  began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths and 20 in science."

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
                                                                                                                                                     
1st thief: Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief: Hurry! There is no time to be superstitious .
                                          
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
                                                
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny?  But then why aren't you laughing?

                                                  
Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

                                                     
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
                                                          
Girl:  Do you love me?
Boy:  Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy:  No, mine is undying love.
                                      
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
                                                                                           
Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House:
“Married MEN Not Allowed”.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.

-Author Unknown-

*Thanks to Angela who sent me this post.

Sorry I have not written anything today. I am busy hunting for blogger template designs. :-) Have a lovely evening.