masterwordsmith-unplugged

Good morning, dear readers! I know some of you might think I must have gone quite mad with so many postings on humor. To be honest, I am very saddened by what is happening around us. I do not wish to remain in this muted mode or in anger at the ludicrous situations around us and these little anecdotes really help me to diffuse my negative feelings in many ways.

It is actually quite painful. To have written so much, to have hoped for so much more and yet to see the situation getting more bizarre and bordering madness has led to so much cognitive dissonance within me. If I were to be 'me' and lash out, it does not help matters at all for anyone. So do bear with me as I try to calm myself and dispel those gloomy clouds with sunny side smiles and laughter.

It's Friday and also the last day of school so here's another joke sent to me by Angela. Thanks, sweetheart! If any of you have jokes or other stuff that you would like to share, please send them to mwsmithunplugged@gmail.com

Thanks! Have a wonderful Friday and fantastic weekend. If you are going off on a holiday soon, take care, drive safely and do swing by whenever you can. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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The next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.




'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid! They have been there and done everything!
Just kidding!

-Author Unknown-

Posted for the sake of humor with no intention to insult/offend anyone.

Have a wonderful day!

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