masterwordsmith-unplugged

* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Cheque books.

* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars.

* What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
Ans: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

* Q: Why dogs don't marry?
Ans: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

* Q: What's the difference between mother & wife?
Ans: One woman brings you into the world crying and the other ensures that you continue to do so.

* Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Author Unknown-

*Thanks to Freddie who sent me this list. Have a great day, everyone!