Lift up the front and have a good hard look.
Check the spare tyre and any handles.
Make sure the top can come down and look good in the summer.
Are the bodywork and lines to your liking.
Ensure it response well when you are in the driving seat.
Fit a child lock.
Make sure any unusual noises can be safely ignored.
Ensure sole ownership.
If possible test drive several times before committing to ownership.
Make sure that there is a proper response when you put your foot down…and that it is easy to control.
Ensure that no joy rider can get their hands on it.
See if the coil needs replacing.
Watch out for any nasty emissions. :-)
Keep all leather accessories in order.
For your own safety never attempt to handle when drunk.
Never let your friends have a go!
German models- tend to be solid, steady runners, not ideal for frequent brief usage.
Italian models- are very responsive but change hands often and often make worrying noises.
American models- tend to consume excessive amounts of fuel.
British models- especially the attractive ones, are hard to find and expensive to maintain.
Swedish models- are usually versatile and safe.
Japanese models- are mass produced and reliable, but very common and often unattractive.
French models- are easy to come by but frequently disappointing.
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*Thanks to TO who sent me this post! Have a restful evening.
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