2) Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
3) Age brings wisdom ... or age shows up alone. You never know.
4) Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
5) I've forgotten more than I've ever learned.
6) The older I get the better I was.
7) If you don't think pushing 60 is hard, wait till you start dragging it.
8) The future ain't what it used to be.
9) I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.
10) If you think there's good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
11) Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
12) You can hold your stomach in for just so many years.
13) Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.
14) I have trouble remembering simple words like .... uh ... uh.
15) Take my advice. I'm not using it.
16) Ever stopped to think and forgotten to start again?
17) If you can't say something nice about a person ... you've come to the right place.
18) Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
19) Why has everyone started mumbling?
20) "Happy Hour" is a nap.
-Author Unknown-
Posted for laughs. Thanks to TO who sent me this post.
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