A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia -- then start worrying)
Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
Drive carefully It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:
1. WOMEN
2. FRACTIONS
Keep smiling and have a nice day!
LC Teh :D