The Talking Labrador

Posted by M ws On Thursday, June 30, 2011 2 comments
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever lying there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.




I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh*t.

-Author Unknown-

*Thanks to Angela who sent me this post. I posted this joke last year but just am reposting it to dispel the gloomy clouds looming above us. Take care and do swing by later for the next post. Keep smiling and believe change will come, one day!

2 comments to The Talking Labrador

  1. says:

    DR.SARAVANAN R Hahaha...good one Paula. Damn dog got me too! hehehe.
    cheers
    P/S: dropped by a couple of times but could not leave a comment as i was not able to view the word verification.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Hi Dr. Saravanan!

    Hehe! Glad you enjoyed this post. So sorry to hear you had problems with the word verification. My blog template is best viewed via Firefox or Chrome. Always a joy to hear from you. Take care and warmest regards to you, your lovely wife and children!

    Cheers

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