What Women Say VS What Women Mean

Posted by Unknown On Wednesday, June 15, 2011 4 comments
What women say:
How about a movie tonight?
What women really mean:
If I spend one more night between these four walls, I will start frothing at the mouth

What women say:
Whose turn is it to change the baby’s nappy?
What women really mean:
It’s been my turn for the last 6 weeks

What women say:
Phone your mother
What women really mean:
If you don’t then I have to speak to her

What women say:
Nancy’s husband fixed their electronic garage door
What women really mean:
When are you going to fix the washer on the tap and change the lightbulb in the bathroom?

What women say:
Working late again tonight?
What women really mean:
Who is she?

What women say:
Of course I won’t leave you
What women really mean:
The mere fact that you ask means you think I have enough reason to

What women say:
No, I don’t think Bob is more attractive than you are
What women really mean:
I met the two of you together and he wouldn't’t have me

What women say:
Not more than a few pounds
What women really mean:
There are 25 pounds of you to which I am not legally married

What women say:
I really wouldn't’t have noticed if you didn't’t tell me
What women really mean:
I wanted to give you a hair transplant for your birthday

What women say:
Don’t you think it would be a good idea
What women really mean:
I think it would be a good idea

What women say:
I know that you have made an effort
What women really mean:
It is just not enough

What women say:
Do I look fat in this dress?
What women really mean:
Do you still love me?

What women say:
If you had to choose for a second time, would you marry me again?
What women really mean:
Hesitate one second and you are dead

What women say:
Where did you advertise for your new secretary?
What women really mean:
The notice board at the modelling school? Can she type or is that not what
she was hired for?

What women say:
Of course your mom can spend December with us
What women really mean:
My mom is coming for 6 months – would now be a good time to tell you?

What women say:
A surprise - that's what is for supper
What women really mean:
I haven't got the faintest idea - checked the freezer lately?

What women say:
Would you mind looking after the kids for two hours on Tuesday night?
What women really mean:
Actually it will be four hours and I have already made the booking

What women say:
I really love you
What women really mean:
I bumped your car this morning

What women say:
Did I tell you I invited Sandra and Jakes for supper?
What women really mean:
I know I didn'’t tell you, but because you never listen, I thought I might
slip it past you

What women say:
Who has been in the bathroom?
What women really mean:
I know it was you – your underpants are lying in a crumpled heap on the
bathroom floor. What were you doing? Auditioning for Moby Dick?

What women say:
I am so glad I married you
What women really mean:
Look at what Linda ended up with

What women say:
Not this week - I am really busy
What women really mean:
Beat it, creep

What women say:
Don't worry, everyone was a bit out of control
What women really mean:
Can you even remember downing the umpteenth beer with underpants on your head?

What women say:
Do you like my new dress?
What women really mean:
Why haven't you noticed it already?

What women say:
A quickie, now?
What women really mean:
You have the timing of a rhinoceros in mating season - your parents should already have been here.

-Author Unknown-

Thanks to TO who sent me this post.

So the next time your wife asks you any of these questions, you know what to do. :-)
Have a great day!

4 comments to What Women Say VS What Women Mean

  1. says:

    KoSong Cafe 'If you had to choose for a second time, would you marry me again?'
    I was watching this old TVB serial, Season (like Crossroads and Coronation Street in UK). Tai Tee cheated on his wife several times until they separated. Wife met a mature bachelor who treated her like gold but even I find something missing in the relationship as in too good to be true or to last. I mean, can you imagine a man wooing you day in day out? Tai Tee tried ways and means but each time rejected right in his face (even using letters which were unopened and cassette tapes, plus having his brother-in-law taunting and warning that he will beat him up. Humiliation included having to see estranged wife saying goodbye to boyfriend. One day, he decided to confront wife for final decision. Her answer was a firm NO. He reluctantly said, he is giving up. Can you imagine his wife's reaction? 'After all that you are giving up?' She got mad and was really offended! Now tell me, how are we to understand women?

  1. says:

    Bunny why are women incapable of saying what they mean?

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear KosongCafe

    Oh!! I watched 'Seasons' in the late 1970s when VHS video cassettes were first introduced! Yes, I remember it quite clearly and you have candidly tied in your summary of the episode with this post thereby reinforcing the fact that it IS very difficult to understand women :-). Thanks so much for sharing! Take care and hope to meet you and your wife when you are next in Penang. have a lovely day!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Bunny

    :-) That is because many women (not all though) have complicated thought processes :-). Still, once you understand them, it will be a wonderful journey :-). Thanks for your honest observation - am sure many men (even women) out there would agree with you.

    Take care and have a lovely day!

    Cheers

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