'Daffy'-nitions

Posted by M ws On Thursday, July 21, 2011 2 comments
Here's a list of daffy definitions that a friend sent me recently. I am posting it for laughs with no intention to offend anyone. Smile and have a nice day!


Abdicate--v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Carcinoma--n., a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.

Esplanade--v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly--adj., impotent.

Flabbergasted--adj., appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Negligent--adj., describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph--v., to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle--n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Bustard--n., a very rude Metrobus driver.

Coffee--n., a person who is coughed upon.

Flatulence--n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash--n., a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle--n., a humorous question on an exam.

Semantics--n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.

Rectitude--n., the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Marionettes--n., residents of Washington who have been jerked around by Mayor Barry.

Oyster--n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Circumvent--n., the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbatarianism--n., The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

-Author Unknown-

Have a nice day!

2 comments to 'Daffy'-nitions

  1. says:

    ahoo Bastardize--n, A bunch of morons and nincompoop who stole the constitution and reword it as their exclusive rights to plunder on whatever their hearts desire.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear ahoo

    Wow!!! *clapping*

    Very good!!! Thanks for that addition. Take care and have a restful evening.

    Cheers

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