A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Seven confirmed that he had slept over, and three said he was still there.
-Author Unknown-
*Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke which I am posting for laughs with no intention to offend anyone.
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Woman asks:
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a sl*t. But when a man sleeps with 10 women, everyone calls him a real man. How come . . . ??
Confucius replies:
"It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.
But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."
-Author Unknown-
*Thanks to Freddie who sent me this joke which I am posting for laughs with no intention to offend anyone.
Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
Just insert my photo. I'm the one with the evil laughs. har har har *evil laughs*
Still belly dancing,
Brad