Do NOT Try This!

Posted by M ws On Wednesday, July 6, 2011 4 comments
The Italian says, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non-stop for five minutes."




The Frenchman says, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The German says, "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" ...

The German said, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."

-Author Unknown- 

Posted for laughs with no intention to offend anyone. Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke.

4 comments to Do NOT Try This!

  1. says:

    johnnie lim Ha ha. just like a woman.

  1. says:

    Bunny of course, according to "last tango in paris" the butter could have been applied somewhere else.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Johnnie

    Haha...Frankly, you are right! LOL!!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Bunny

    Wahhh it has been many years since I watched 'Last Tango in Paris" and have actually forgotten that scene. LOL!!

    Thanks for the delightful reminder haha...

    Cheers

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