The Frenchman says, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The German says, "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" ...
The German said, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
-Author Unknown-
Posted for laughs with no intention to offend anyone. Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke.
johnnie lim Ha ha. just like a woman.