Insanely Yours

Posted by M ws On Thursday, July 14, 2011 2 comments
Here's a list of ways to keep a healthy level of insanity. :-) Thanks to Cleo who sent this to me.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Dont use any punctuation marks

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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2 comments to Insanely Yours

  1. says:

    nick Sis,

    Malaysia is the land of insanity. We had the military using a submarine that cannot submerge and a couple of fighter jet without engine too. Then we had someone pay millions for a few FB pages and the latest, spending USD23million for something you wear on your finger.

    If only we could tell our ministers "due to the economy, we are selling everyone of you as medical cadavers". It might not get us much money but hey, we could save a couple of billions in corruption!

    Nick.

    Have a nick day Sis.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Nick

    Thanks for your witty comment that has cleverly encapsulated the crux of problems before our eyes. We are living in interesting times when $$$ just flies away faster than we can blink!

    Take care and have a great weekend! Always a pleasure to hear from you!

    Salam

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