Interesting Advertisements Part 1

Posted by M ws On Sunday, July 10, 2011 0 comments
The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

  • ILLITERATE? WRITE TODAY FOR FREE HELP.
  • AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY. TRY US ONCE, YOU'LL NEVER GO ANYWHERE AGAIN.
  • OUR EXPERIENCED MOM WILL CARE FOR YOUR CHILD. FENCED YARD, MEALS, AND SMACKS INCLUDED.
  • DOG FOR SALE: EATS ANYTHING AND IS FOND OF CHILDREN.
  • MAN WANTED TO WORK IN DYNAMITE FACTORY. MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL
  • STOCK UP AND SAVE. LIMIT: ONE.
  • SEMI-ANNUAL AFTER-CHRISTMAS SALE.
  • 3-YEAR-OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRE-SCHOOL. EXPERIENCE PREFERRED.
  • MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BEATING.
  • GIRL WANTED TO ASSIST MAGICIAN IN CUTTING-OFF-HEAD ILLUSION. BLUE CROSS AND SALARY.
  • DINNER SPECIAL -- TURKEY $2.35; CHICKEN OR BEEF $2.25; CHILDREN $2.00.
  • FOR SALE: ANTIQUE DESK SUITABLE FOR LADY WITH THICK LEGS AND LARGE DRAWERS.
  • NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR EARS PIERCED AND GET AN EXTRA PAIR TO TAKE HOME, TOO. 
-Author Unknown-

Part 2 will be posted tomorrow.

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