The Perfect Husband

Posted by M ws On Friday, July 29, 2011 4 comments
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.. 25,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "Rs. 55,40,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs. 1,95,00,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of Rs. 1,50,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 45 lakhs if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

4 comments to The Perfect Husband

  1. says:

    Anonymous Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, a good cook, and great in bed... But the law allows only one wife...

  1. says:

    michael Hahaha...I like the last

    One marriage is good enough for me. Going to have our "Ruby" anniversary next month. I believe love, contentment and tolerance are the keys to a happy and long marriage.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Kassim

    LOL!! I believe your wife meets all the requirements :-).


  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Michael

    Wow! That is super news! May God bless you and your wife with a lifetime of loving, sharing and living in fulfilment.

    Thanks for sharing the keys to a happy marriage.

    Take care and do keep in touch.


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