2. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
3. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
4. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
5. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
6. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on
your bifocals.
7. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
8. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
9. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
10. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
11. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
12. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.
13. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
14. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
-Author Unknown-
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