Funny Accident Statements

Posted by M ws On Sunday, August 14, 2011 2 comments
The following are real statements found on insurance claim forms. Drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident succinctly.

  • Coming home, I drove into wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
  • I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it.
  • The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
  • The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
  • I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
  • In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
  • I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.
  • The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.
  • I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in the ditch by some stray cows.
  • The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
  • I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
  • I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
  • As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
  • My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
  • An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
  • I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
  • I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the curb when I struck him.
  • The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
Keep smiling and have a nice day! Cheers!

2 comments to Funny Accident Statements

  1. says:

    Monyet King this one is very funny. "I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in the ditch by some stray cows". Ha ha ha

    Have a plesant day MWS

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Hi Monyet King!

    Glad you enjoyed the humor here. I found it exceptionally funny. That these were actual statements made it even more precious! Take care and keep smiling! Keep in touch and have a great week!


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