masterwordsmith-unplugged

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.

Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it in the bedroom.'

The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for ***. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put it on the
door knob and it keeps the kids out.'

And you thought..... what??!!

-Author Unknown-

Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke. Have a nice day, everyone!

*This post was scheduled for 11.45am this morning but forgetful me forgot to check and see if it was in the drafts of scheduled folder. My apologies. Take care and keep smiling!