The Pastor's New Dentures

Posted by M ws On Thursday, August 18, 2011 0 comments
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.

But, the third Sunday, by mistake, he put his wife's teeth in and couldn't shut up !!!

-Author Unknown-

Posted for laughs and with grateful thanks to TO who sent me this post.

Have a nice day, everyone. Keep smiling!

*This post was supposed to have been published at 6.15am on Aug 18th but I forgot to schedule it so it was published on Aug 17th, 11.57pm instead. Sighs. Must have been all the laughter that short-circuited my brain! :-)

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