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The understanding wife!

Four blokes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote spot in the countryside.

Two days before they are due to leave, Dave’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going. His mates are naturally pissed off that he can't go, but there's nothing they can do, so they decide to push on.

Two days later, the three fellas arrive at the remote camp site to find Dave sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, beer chilled and open, and fish cooking on the fire.

Steve: 'Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you come?'

Dave: 'I've been here since last night. Yesterday afternoon I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, "Guess who?" '

'I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie. She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had lots of lit, scented candles and rose petals all over. There was soft music in the background. On the bed were handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

'And then she said: "Do whatever you want."

'So here I am.' 

-Author Unknown-

*Thanks to Freddie who sent me this post.