Animal Quiz

Posted by M ws On Friday, September 30, 2011 0 comments
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture
of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand.
The teacher says, "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks "is it a giraffe?"

"Very good Sally," the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their
hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?"

Billy holds up his hand an d says, "It's a zebra."

"Very good Billy," the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the
animal. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like
this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something
your mother calls your father."

Little Johnny shouts out, "Is it a horn* ba*****?"

*Posted for laughs with no intention to offend or insult anyone.
Thanks to TO who sent me this joke.

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