How To Sell Toothbrushes

Posted by Unknown On Wednesday, September 28, 2011 2 comments
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment had been to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off:

"I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Mary was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Mary," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467" he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell
enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"

Then I would say, "It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

"I used the government approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."

2 comments to How To Sell Toothbrushes

  1. says:

    adie Oh yes! Just like 'rakyat didahulukan' thingy..

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear adie

    Spot on!! That is why I posted this :-). Thanks for resonating with the post. Take care and do keep in touch. Have a nice day!

    Cheers

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